gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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