If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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