..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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