Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
the raccoons are back...
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