i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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