Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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