Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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