I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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