How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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