He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
How drunk are you?
Completed.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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