Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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