Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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