Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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