And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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