He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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