I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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