On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
