youre lurking in front of me
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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