Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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