When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
where am i from again
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'm really busy with my period
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