Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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