I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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