Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He felt like a one man threesome
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize