ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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