My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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