gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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