Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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