I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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