I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize