There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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