if i died would you start the facebook group?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Drake has all the answers
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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