I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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