Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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