I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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