so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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