she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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