I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
