i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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