If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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