I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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