you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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