Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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