he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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