She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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