everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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