Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
His nipple licking is glorious
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