I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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