11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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