Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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