ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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