I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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