I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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