Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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