i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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