D3 body, D1 cock
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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