Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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